Song Book


We’ve found some Festive Songs for Crawl Caroling… Learn them… know them… Sing them! (Print and bring to the Crawl!)

2013 Reno Santa Crawl-42

SANTA IS INVADING YOUR TOWN

You better break out
The Bourbon and Rye
Tequila and Gin
I’m telling you why
Santa is coming to town
He sees you when you’re naked
And when you’re smoking pot
And when you’re masturbating
Ev’n when you cop a squat,
so: You better break out
The Bourbon and Rye
Tequila and Gin
I’m telling you why
Santa is coming to town
Santa is coming to town

DECK MY BALLS
Deck my balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
We’re a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER!
Fa la la la la, la la la.

JUST ANOTHER SANTA RAMPAGE (tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Drunken Santas, will be reelin.
No pain will they be feelin!
Red suits will be stained,
from the booze that they’ve drained.
Just another Santa Rampage!!
You can tell, they’ve been drinking,
Pretty soon, they’ll be stinkin’
Drunk as a mule, with a beard full of drool
Just another Santa Rampage!!
Have you ever seen this many Santas?
Stumblin and a’ lookin like a fool?
Don’t you wish that you could be a Santa?
Smokin and a’ drinkin, being cool?
Why we’re out here, is Just Because!
We are rebels, with a Claus.
So grab a suit and beard.
Come on and get weird
Join us on a Santa Rampage!


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